Thursday, December 26, 2013

for comedy purposes only ! really

Warning the following statements are for comedy purposes only ! if you don’t find them funny smoke a joint and try again, if you still don’t think it’s funny print it out and stick that in your pipe and smoke it , then you will have wished it was made from hemp. • Even the Gays should be able to agree with some of this, stop demonizing Adam and Eve, the heterosexual demands equal rights anyone who claims they are gay can seek refugee status in Europe but the heterosexual is attacked socially, emotionally and financially in America and he can never declare refugee status anywhere or profit. • The people who fought in the Korea war didn’t know how well they really had it, if they were captured they would at least get sex once a month, we need to guarantee this right to all Americans, before the Muslim take over and try to tell you the only way to get laid is to blow up buildings. • Desegregate the prisons with over 200,000 gay rapes we need to give these people what they want; surely the state could afford to hire some prostitutes for these men at $30,000.00 a year • Desegregate the gym locker rooms and bathrooms let the men see the other beauty that has God created • Get the government out of our bedrooms and body’s, out of our internet and phone conversations its time the state grow up and quit playing victim all the time • A marriage is a contract between two people the government should have no say unless that contract is broken • A person should learn by the age of 12 how to say no- education is the best prevention to abuse – it doesn’t take years to get to a phone.-make sure we all have access to cheap, free or safe hostels with no questions asked, for the homeless ,the traveler or abused wife or child • Sexting, texting or sexercising anything to insure that heaven and nature sings • They stack the population against the heterosexual - filling the population with Muslims when what we need is more single Thai, Pilipino and Chinese women • Its well documented Hover was a blatant transvestite according to Wired magazine they tortured the gays back in the 1950-60s Edgewood the Dachau for the gays- Hover was not just going after the criminal but the heterosexual and since none of those doctors have ever been brought to justice do they operate in hiding today? • Stop criminalizing public nudity and camping we need more steekers, if they pay for a parking meter weather a car or not they should be allowed to park camp or Loitering nude or not • Let’s look at Christmas- we honor Mary a girl of 14 and Joseph a man of 40 (normal for the Romans at that time)whose intention was to have sex with her, and of course god didn’t understand the importance of marriage she gets pregnant before the marriage, their god just wanted to put them though an almost stonable offence • We kiss under the mistletoe because mistletoe will create a miscarriage and that way nobody will know • Frosty the snow man, the chick wants to get laid can’t find a preacher to marry them so they make a snow man who can do the job just as well Read more in the Books ABOUT CHRISTIANS AND FREEDOM @

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